Sir. I know you are retired and all, and enjoy keeping up your property, and like keeping busy and such, but you really really really really really really really do not need to use your leaf blower every single day at 8AM. There aren't that many leaves that need blowing in the entire State of Washington. Please go back to watching the Today Show and complaining about how Matt Lauer is a tool of the pussy Democrats. Inside your house. Thank you.
PS. Your flowers are lovely, but bring bees into my mailbox. Why do you hate me so? Thank you.
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