OH HECK

Courtesy our dear Wikipedia:

HECKLER: A heckler is a person who shouts a disparaging comment at a performance or event, or interrupting set-piece speeches, for example at a political meeting, with intent to disturb its performers or participants.

Hecklers are in the news these days. Kanye West, Turd, grabbed the microphone from Taylor Swift, Infant, and gave the televised world his unwanted opinion that Beyonce made one of the greatest videos of all recorded time and space. Congressturd Joe Wilson forgot for a moment that he was an elected representative of the American people and an adult and shouted out that Barack Obama was a big fat liar doo-doo head poopy face during an important speech by the president. This summer, U.S. Open golfing fans, apparently drunk on Turdweiser, shouted out to Tiger Woods and other players things like, “"Suck it up, you've got your own video game!" “FUNK! FUNK! FUNK! FUNK!” and the venerable-but-played-out “You suck!” Muntadhar al-Zeidi, the Iraqi reporter who threw his shoes at President Dubya Bush, was freed from prison this week after being held for International Turdism.

People people people. There is way to do this without fecality, or much of it, anyway.

1. Be Naked. Keep Moving.







2. Be Clothed. Do Not Move. Have Impeccable Comic Timing.





3. Be Another Species.





3. Be A Vehicle.





There is a distinct difference between Funny and Shitbirdism, no?

Last Word goes to two-year-old Heckler Buster Sadie. She’s a woman!