COOL

If I did not have 20/400 vision with the added insult of presbyopia (doesn’t that sound like a religion?), do you know what? I would have me a collection of sunglasses that would be shameful, wasteful, and legendary, and I would walk around each and every day looking just like this:



Instead, I have my single pair of clip-ons, bent and scratched, which puts me only at about 50% coolant level. On a good day. In Canada.