ROAD SAGE

Driving home from school yesterday...

Me: Stupid! Stupid driver! AHH!

MissSeven: What? Who is stupid?

Me: See that guy in front of me in that white truck?

MissSeven: Oh, with the big fat tires?

Me: Yes.

MissSeven: It's also very tall, for a truck.

Me: Yes. He just did a fail merge. He could easily see that his lane was ending but didn't try to move over until the very last second and everyone else had to slam on their brakes in order to let him in. That's stupid.

MissSeven: You shouldn't really say that.

Me: He can't hear me.

MissSeven: I'm not here to hurt feelings, Mom.

Me: (smile)