The current interfad is to type your first name into urbandictionary.com and see what it says. OK:
Marianne
The girl you always want to get with, but never seem to meet her standards. She is a tease, and keeps you wanting more. If you do end up with her (LUCKY BASTARD), she is an amazing kisser. This girl dreams big, and knows what she wants.
Well. Duh.
