TEN PHRASES THAT SEND ME INTO APOPLEXY

Thursday, April 22, 2010

FYI.

1. "Well, I've never heard of that band/that song/that kind of music before, so it can't be any good."

2. "It's time we take back America!"

3. "I'm bored."

4. "Oh, I could never do that -- what would everyone think?"

5. "knowwhatImean?"

6. "Things happen for a reason."

7. "I'd like to have just a minute of your time to tell you about this great new offer."

8. "One nation, under God."

9. "I'm saving it for a special occasion."

10. "Internet's down."