MissSeven: Phones are dumb.
Me: What?
MissSeven: Phones are dumb.
Me: What do you mean?
MissSeven: They can't do anything. They can't run or talk on their own or make anything. Everyone is trying to fool us, but it's not working. I know! I'm not an idiot or something.
Me: You seem upset about this.
MissSeven: I am! I don't like lies! AAAHH!
Me: Hold on. Did you hear someone talk about a "smartphone?"
MissSeven: YES! PHONES ARE DUMB!
Me: Oh, you.
DUMBPHONES
Friday, May 07, 2010