DUMBPHONES

MissSeven: Phones are dumb.

Me: What?

MissSeven: Phones are dumb.

Me: What do you mean?

MissSeven: They can't do anything. They can't run or talk on their own or make anything. Everyone is trying to fool us, but it's not working. I know! I'm not an idiot or something.

Me: You seem upset about this.

MissSeven: I am! I don't like lies! AAAHH!

Me: Hold on. Did you hear someone talk about a "smartphone?"

MissSeven: YES! PHONES ARE DUMB!

Me: Oh, you.