wut.
Are. You. Telling. ME.
THAT.
For SEVENTY-FIVE BUCKS A DAY...
SEVENTY-FIVE BUCKS!!!
I can get...
An ADORABLE 20-year-old gay college guy to go with me to Europe, haul all my luggage, spend the day sight-seeing with me, AND give me a daily one-hour massage????
GEORGE REKERS, MOVE OVER!
