FRUIT BATTY

Mr12: (New friend at school) has a phobia about fruit.

Me: Fruit?

Mr12: Yeah, you never see him with any fruit. If someone's eating an orange or something, he'll move away. I go sit by him, though.

Me: Is he a little...quirky?

Mr12: Well, yeah, he's a little hyper but he's a good guy.

MissSeven: I don't know how he could deny pomegranates.