GUEST POST: ALL THE THINGS HIPSTERS LIKE BY MAX, TEENAGER

Thursday, October 07, 2010

I am very happy to provide you with real-time, real-world content today from 14-year-old Max in Florida, a friend to Popthomology. Max attended the Yeasayer concert in Miami a few days ago and thoughtfully compiled this list of things hipsters like as he observed the crowd at the Fillmore. If you have a hipster in your life, you can use this list to buy gifts for Hanukkah or Christmas or birthdays and never go wrong. If you are a hipster, you should just admit it and celebrate it. I will cop to liking/having/saying 13 of these items. No, I don't have a damn beard, BRO.


Jew fros
Beards
Thick frame glasses
Beanies
...Bandanas
Yoga pants
Jon Stewart
Andy Rooney
Beer
Britain
Fedoras
Jumping up and down in unison
Flip flops
Ties
Ponytails
Keys
Long skirts
Hot pants
Flannel
Clouds
Dancing and clapping
Click tracks
Wilco
Pre ripped jeans
Hoodies with no undershirt
Clothes that are way too small for their own good
T shirts from bands they dont actually like
Man bags
Apple computer products
Deep V's!!!!!! thank you daniel tosh
hats with the bill bent up
vans
drum circles
playing one song on acoustic guitar
hemp
vegan foods
The word BRO


Thanks, Max (and to his friend Will for some later additions to the list)!