HOME DECORATING TIPS WITH MISS EIGHT

(Sincerely delivered by MissEight in the car this afternoon, after a discussion about her school field trip to the local landfill tomorrow.)

"Recycling is important. You know what you could do to recycle and then make your house pretty? You take a Kleenex and you use it, right in the middle. Then you crumple it up and make it look like a flower. Then you stick a pipe cleaner in the middle. Then you blow your nose a lot and make more of the flowers and put them in a vase! Wouldn't that be nice?"