If so, well, you've come to the right place, my sick, sick pals. Inspired by the report today of odd middle-aged cash cow Susan Boyle's choke-up on heinous TV hen party The View (no, she didn't throw up, dammit, just stopped singing) I have now come across several videos of people who perhaps would not want to choose performing as a career. Or at the very least, refrain from eating several hours before showtime. Stage fright is REAL, PEOPLE, REAL!
DISCLAIMER: DON'T WATCH IF WATCHING PEOPLE PUKE MAKES YOU PUKE OR GO OH MY GOODNESS WHY I NEVER TSK TSK TSK DISGUSTING!
Watch just behind the soloist here. That blue sea of choir robes parts pretty darn quickly.
I guess choir is really stress-inducing for kids. This poor girl is summarily hauled off after her emetic event rather heartlessly, I feel.
Now this boy is so hardcore that he keeps his arms folded and just LETS FLY.
HO HO HO...HURL! Watch the back row!
Quite truthfully, if I were onstage wearing no shirt and harlequin pants while playing a keytar very, very badly, puking would be the highlight of my performance.
And just for some fun 'round the other end, a newscaster has gas.
If Susan Boyle ever puked and farted onstage, I hope it would be all over Simon Cowell.
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