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Like anyone else with a blog, I get daily spam comments, which of course are never approved and published. They come from scambots all over the world, trying to get me and Popthomology readers to click on links for sex aids, illegal prescription drugs, cheaply-made designer bags, or How To Earn Millions Of Dollars Per Second By Stuffing Envelopes and Retire With Many Nigerian Bank Accounts. As I was deleting some today, I decided to make something out of this digital puke, many written by humans (or maybe not even humans) in flamboyantly strange English. I bring to you today the re-imagined…Spam Poems!

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