PAGING DR. MISSEIGHT...

(Driving in the car with MissEight tonight. The Ramones' "Sheena Is A Punk Rocker" is on the radio.)

MissEight: The singer sounds like he has a clogged nose.

Me: That's Joey Ramone. He died a few years ago.

MissEight: Well, someone should've given him a Sudafed if he couldn't breathe!

The Ramones, "Sheena Is A Punk Rocker"