MY DAY IN HAIKUS

Saturday, June 11, 2011

KABLAM! explosion
7AM this morning
Oh! A transformer.

Again, hot water
Is almost gone, I shower
And shiver, damn kids.

Thank you for painting
My nails, "Becky," although I
Think that's not your name.

Rite-Aid Employee!
You were too friendly to me
Your motives are suspect.

Size seven jeans were
Too big, size nine too small so
Get bent, TJ Maxx.

I forgot I drove
To sushi, and drank sake
Had to get a ride.