Oh, surprise, surprise...it was announced today that punk peripheral Courtney Love will be writing a tell-all memoir, to be published in the fall of 2012. I went on a Twitter tear and wrote up the book chapter titles for her. I'm helpful like that.
-If Enough Of You Buy This Book, I Can Make Up Some More Shit
For A Second One
-I Made Billy Corgan Lose All His Hair, Even His Pubes
-How To Increase Your Press Coverage by 1000% With One Easy
Dress Lift
-I'm the NASCAR of Rock: I'm A Total Bore Until I Crash Spectacularly
-I'm A Buddhist, F*ck You
-I Date-Raped Drugged Myself, And Still No One Took Me Up On
It
-I Said I'd Never Write A Book, And You Believed Me? HA HA
-Friendless, Nameless
-Bottom Feeding For Fun And Profit
-How I Made $3.63 From Stripping
-Crowd-Surfing Pantiless Made Me A Feminist Icon
-Really. Grohl Wanted Me. No, Stop Laughing
-How To Dress Demurely For Multiple Court Appearances
-Parenting To Encourage Early Independence
-How To Get Your Dead Husband's Royalties To Pay For Your
Shitty Plastic Surgery
-Rambling Accusations, Part 20
-The Inadequate Penis Sizes of Famous Men I Know
-Kurt Hated All Of You, Really
I suggest we fire up a Kickstarter campaign for her book editor. He or she is going to need years of therapy afterwards.
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