FUN WITH SCHOOLBOOKS

Once upon a time, there was a Tomato Tree. Then a lady in a white dress and high heels stroked some tall flowers. After that, a farmer lured a pig to his death with a corncob. A blizzard came and covered up the Flower Lady. The Tomato Tree hid its tomatoes from a man in the shade. Shamed, it killed itself.

Then, two men in knickers sliced a tree and then went to play golf in Scotland. A black man carried a huge bag of Toilet Paper Wad Flowers and a black woman balanced a big container of whipped cream on one shoulder. A house was overly-proud of its hedge. A tree peed in a bucket. A very tall spotted German Shepard Dog smelled a tree. Then "I Love Lucy" came on. The End.