OK, THIS REALLY MIGHT BE THE WORST COVER SONG EVER! YAY! ~ Popthomology

OK OK OK OK OK. Just STOP what you are doing RIGHT NOW and set aside SIX FULL MINUTES to ponder what I am about to pass on to you. Watch this entire video and you may agree with me and many others that this performance of Guns 'N Roses "Sweet Child 'O Mine" by a shirtless Brazilian "band" might be the worst cover version EVER MADE.

Where do I begin? The doot-doot-doot rambling of our pseuso-Slash? The no-countable-beat time-warping drumming? The relentless screeching tunelessness of Pudgy Axl Rose? At no time during this song could anyone actually be listening to one another, or they would experience severe inner-ear disturbances and fall to the floor in confusion and possibly seizures.

I think (pause for breathless excitement gasp) we may have the male version of the Shaggs here. Oh boy!!

The Brazilian Boys Rock Orchestra, "Sweet Child 'O Mine"

POPTHOMOLOGY/D.I. TOTALLY UNPAID CELEBRITY COMMENT CORNER!

"Twenty Feet From Stardom" film (June 4, 2013 via Facebook): "We love this review!!"

Ko Melina, The Dirtbombs, SIRIUS XM Underground Garage DJ (September 6, 2012, via Twitter): "Awesome #Bumbershoot photos of the @DirtbombsBand by @mariannesp..."

Kathy Valentine, The Go-Gos (August 23, 2011, via Twitter): 

"Cool blog review & candid concert pics that capture the day perfectly!"

Bill Oglesby , Saxophonist, "Coronado," Deerhunter, Halcyon Digest (February 16, 2011, via YouTube): 

"Hi Marianne, I'm the sax player on this cut and I've been enjoying this wonderful video collage that you put together for months.
I consider it quite an honor that you chose Illinois Jacquet to represent me not that I would compare my playing to his in any way, but Jacquet was a real soul-cat.

Thank you."

Keith Gordon, Co-Star & WM BFF, "Winnebago Man" (July 11, 2010, via Facebook): 
Without doubt, the BEST and only original music with 'Bago bytes remix ever done. So this is what I get to hear swirling around in my head for the next few days? Welcome aboard; I'm delighted!"

Joel Heller, Producer, "Winnebago Man" (July 11, 2010, via Facebook): 
"We love your song Marianne."

Ira Robbins, Trouser Press (March 20, 2010, via Facebook): 
"great piece of writing. i liked the film better and the band less, but no matter. this is top-notch cultural criticism. give this woman a job!"

Chris Walter (Feb. 15, 2010, via Diarrhea Island): 
"Nice piece, thank you. And thanks to Graham. I think all the photographers had a great time up there, it is an excellent book and exhibition.

Thanks
Chris"

Graham Nash (Feb. 8, 2010, via Diarrhea Island): 
"Thanks so much for your very perceptive review of the show at the EMP...... Let's not forget to give thanks to Paul Allen and the people of Seattle for supporting the arts....

Again, well done."

John Cleese (Nov. 4, 2009, via Facebook): 
"Nice review of the show by a real person."

God (Aug. 28, 2009, via Twitter): 
"Listen, honey, if you weren't a chick you would so be smote right now."

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OK, THIS REALLY MIGHT BE THE WORST COVER SONG EVER! YAY!

WELCOME

READ EVERY SINGLE ONE

THIS IS MOSTLY WHAT I WRITE ABOUT

OH MY GOODNESS, MORE MUSIC, PHOTOS, AND VIDEOS

MY BIG AND LITTLE CAMERA PHOTOS OF ROCKSTARS

YES, INSTAGRAM TOO, WHERE I AM FAR MORE ACTIVE!

THERE IS VISUAL CONTENT HERE

PEOPLE LIKE LISTS

FREE MUSICS FROM PUREHONEY!

POPTHOMOLOGY/D.I. TOTALLY UNPAID CELEBRITY COMMENT CORNER!

LOOK AT THESE OTHER BLARGS

YOU CAN ALWAYS SUBSCRIBE BY EMAIL! COMES WITH GOLDEN PLATTER!

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