MissNine: Mom, do we have a cooking cape?
Me: A what??
MissNine: You know...that thing...you use when...ah!! A apricorn!
Me: AN APRICORN? (explosive laugh)
MissNine: What? (dissolves into giggles)
Me: You mean an apron?
MissNine: Hahahaha! Yes! Hahaha! Well?
Me: No, we have no cooking cape or apricorn!
MissNine: Hahaha! Mom! My brain just went crap!
Me: Hahaha! DON'T SAY "CRAP!"
MissNine: OK!
