I am not making this up. Thank Duluth Trading Company for "Ballroom Jeans."
There's also "Buck Naked Underwear," said to have "no pinch, no stink, no sweat" properties. IS THIS COMPANY DEALING IN BLACK MAGIC???
Um..."Anti Monkey Butt Powder."
And the cure for "Plumber's Butt?" GET OUT!
Duluth Trading Company, I salute you!
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