Thanks to a tip from CouchYoungAdult, today I bring you the metal glory that is Ohio's Alternate Reality. The band, according to the information given on the video, is made up of mostly lawyers and law firm employees. Of course! "Hey, man, my suit job just pays the bills. I'M STILL TOTALLY BADASS!"
Lead singer and fancy Big Law litigator, "King Arthur" Steve Delchin wrote, produced, and directed "The King That Never Was," and commits what very well may be the saddest attempt at a metal scream ever recorded at 2:17 in. For a guy who clearly spends a lot of time away from court working out and playing fantasy video games, I'm surprised his voice isn't similarly beefed. There's a whole lot more to mine, but I'll just leave this here. Enjoy, folks!
Alternate Reality, "The King That Never Was"
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