31 WEIRD ALBUM COVERS FROM FLORIDA THRIFT/RECORD STORES!

A treasure trove of excellence I have found while vacationing here in Florida! We've had lots of fun hitting up several Fort Lauderdale and Miami area thrift and record resale shops all kinds of 'hoods and I am again delighted to share these INTERESTING old LP covers with you. Let's go!

Feliz Navidad, y'all! Translation: "Come To My House This Christmas." I WONDER WHAT FOR?






























The King Sisters enjoy wrapping their hair like holiday breads.





























I think Leonardo here looks like he's going to audition for Vampire Weekend.





























I don't know what this says, but I believe it is all about a beast made of ground sirloin, Hershey's Syrup, and Cheerios.





























How about "We learn about birth control in Grandpa's nightstand drawer?"




























Seriously, I'm totally not going up against the Barry Sisters. No way. They'd totally zombie-face a guy.





























If you need to know just how to have a GOOD DAMN TIME, any one of these will set you on the right path!
































I think that's Marv Albert on the right. I really want to hear what "featuring Worthy the Lamb" is all about.




























NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO and NO.





























NO AGAIN. NO.




























AAAHHH! MORE HUMBARD FAMILY KIDS!!! AAAHH!!




























What are Juan and Junior looking at? Why are they both wearing red socks? Aren't they at ALL concerned that they are both going to flip backwards off those flimsy chairs? The world will never know.





























And now...the Ladies!

































"Keep Your Mighty Hand On Me," uh huh huh huh huh.





























I know what the kids are thinking: "WENDELL LOVELESS MAKES BIBLICAL HISTORY ROCK!"





























ALL. TEMPOS!






























And now...the MEN!

































I know I often think "romantic" when I hear "Swedish Rhapsody" and "Music Box Tango."





























Oh, Jackie...don't you know martinis totally mess up memories? I smell roofies here.





























GLAD YOU DIDN'T RUN OUT OF BLUE DRESSES AND BLACK SUITS.