Line One: (MissNine, trying to convince a relative to sit out at the lake dock with her) "Aunt Julie! Come out here! We're enjoying the...beautiful smells of fish!"
Photo One: Me, Undistinguished Graduate Of This High School, Pursuing Tomorrow's Dreams By Photobombing Their Signage In A Polka Shirt.
Line Two: (From the next door Lake Boy, about ten years old or so, yelling to another Lake Boy a couple of docks away) "Luke! Luke! I can't come swimming! Mom and Dad are at the Yacht Club!"
Photo Two: The spectacular luck of driving by a tiny bar/club/theater early on a Sunday night and catching Dude Rockington giving it his all.
Line Three: (One teenage rural drive-in restaurant carhop to another) "So...has your ex texted you yet?"
Photo Three: Parking Lot Construction Cranes.
Photo Four: Evening Sunset Over Lake Nagawicka, Shot At An Insane ISO 8000.