20 WEIRD ITEMS FROM THE COLUMBUS (WI.) ANTIQUES MALL!

Wow. I mean, I consider myself to be a pretty hardcore shopper but today's jaunt to the Columbus Antiques Mall BLEW MY MIND. IT'S SO HUGE. Rooms upon room upon rooms upon ROOMS of STUFF from the PAST. So much STUFF that we only got through ONE FLOOR of the THREE FLOORS before waving the white flag, going to checkout, and getting a late lunch. Wow!

Of course, I am always on the lookout for the weird and wonderful to share with you, so here we go! Please to enjoy!

This Santa drinking cup is scary. He looks angry and kinda bad trip-y.

Oh, look, it's Rover and Spot. 'Sup, guys, just hangin' out?

I pray that...it's not too hot and Bernie's livestock hauling goes well?

What a lovely thing to have on your table!

 Your guests will love this...if they are racist women-haters!

 I cannot think of any dignified way to shake salt out of JFK here.

Hey Schnatzi, don't bite me, bro!

Oh no! Schanatzi bit Mr. and Mrs. Bluebird!

 And Fluffy! Nooooooooo!

I have absolutely no idea why this Monkey Reagan was made.

AAAHHHH!

Demented Bugs Bunny is dressed oddly.

I seriously nearly bought this, a gaming wheel from a bar in Hurley,WI. I think you win the ladies? No?

 I should buy this and bring it to put on the door when I go to Target at Christmastime. That'll thin out the herd!

 CORN MAN IS CORN.

So much for Midwestern friendliness.

Um. Oh, dear.

Pig stapler, anyone?

 I guess the Breakfast Special didn't sit so well?

LAVERNE MASK! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!