OH BOY, PEOPLE!!!
You see how big that is? That's because I'm EXCITED! Today, I just happened to come across this SPECTACULAR item for sale that is REAL and that you really MUST buy for someone on your holiday gift list this season.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Boys and girls...
From Solutionsthatstick.com, I bring you...
SUBTLE BUTT DISPOSABLE GAS NEUTRALIZERS!!!!!!
From their website:
Subtle Butt: The VideoProblems with smelly gas? It is an embarrassing problem, but it is more common than you think. Especially in an office situation where you are happily stinking up your workspace after a delicious chili dog for lunch, only to find that everyone else on your floor is breaking out their gas masks. Not to worry, we have a solution for you! Our Subtle Butt fart pads are the best fart filters you can find. After years of research and development, we found the most optimal combination of carbon filters, fabrics, and adhesive to create the best fart pad you can find.Each pack of 5 Subtle Butt fart pads effectively filters the odor caused by flatulence; simply stick one in the right place and you're ready for a chili cook-off. Giving Subtle Butt as a stocking stuffer is a great idea to give your gassy girlfriend or boyfriend a friendly hint!Each 3.25" square filter is made of soft fabric with an antimicrobial treatment on the side touching the skin. The fabric is impregnated with activated carbon, which faces the underwear or the pants and has a vast surface area for bad odors to adhere to and get neutralized. Two adhesive strips are strategically placed so you know which side is which. And at around 1/32" thick, you will never know it's there.We do not recommend reusing these! Made in the USA.
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