Hey, I'm going out tonight BECAUSE I CAN and OUT IS FUN! YOU, however, are stuck at home reading THIS THING. In my infinite compassion for you, here I bring you...
Three tri-color Texas turkeys playing soccer...
...funny signs my friend Beth found while living in Australia...
Robb London & Soul Unlimited, "Funny Situation/Gloria"
See? It's not so bad, staying in and reading this thing!