SIXTEEN PIECES OF BAD MADONNA FAN ART!

I will state right away here that I am NO fan of gristly pop shrew Madonna; never have been, never will be. However, I can really delight in her image as produced by a few enthusiastic-yet-marginally-talented fan artists. I thought I would share a few artistic renderings of ol' Madge for you to similarly be entertained by, via the depths of the interhaps. Please to enjoy!

Madonna...or Symbionese-Liberation-Army-era Patty Hearst?

This looks a lot like a terrible nightmare I once had after eating at Red Lobster and then watching the Grammys.

Am I missing something here?? Is that black thing supposed to be a microphone? It looks to me more like she let her beard grow in.

Misspelled hero name? Priceless.

I...I don't know what happened here.

I thought this was a photograph at first glance!

What's going on there to the right? Did some dust just fall out of her vagoomba??

Here's another artist's attempt at #3. I think it resembles the mid-period work of Pablo Picasso, if he were drawing a a heavily-made-up mule in a blond wig.

Madonna With Severe Underbite and Witch Nose.

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Either the artist is unaware that Madge's left eye is seriously lower and larger than her right eye, or there's been a stroke.

I let out such a loud guffaw when I saw this that I gave myself a headache.

Madonna as discount blow-up doll.

HAHAHAH! STOP!

AAAHAHAHA! UNCLE! UNCLE! I GIVE! MAKE IT STOP!!!!