With just 20 minutes to spare before closing, YOURS TRULY, ME, rifled through the Kenmore St. Vinny's used record section like a THRIFT TORNADO to find you 15 more bizarre LPs from the Land Of Past Times! Let's go please to enjoy!
Yeah, right...she's all looking him like, SOME WONDERLAND, IT SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN FISH AND SEAWEED, YOU TUXEDOED TURD.
I would totally go gamble at a Mariachi Casino, wouldn't you? So much more lively that the usual Choking Smoke and Despair Casino!
It's important that you distinguish between your Edelweiss bands. This one is HERBERT MARKS'.
I...don't even know where to start. Sorry for the nightmares you will have, folks.
OK. FOR ONE, I don't think "Orthophonic" is REAL, and FOR TWO, TWO PEOPLE CANNOT TECHNICALLY BE ALONE. BULLWASTE!
Imagine me flipping through all these albums as quickly as I can, and then this popped up. A huge laugh flew out of my mouth before I could even stop it. OH, HI!
I'll tell you what I KNOW: there's nothing on this LP greater than THIS WINNEBAGO SONG!
AHAHAHAH! RIIIIIGHT!
I so very much hope this is the Jewish-hotel heiress-Patsy Cline.
Let's make sure everyone understands that this record is strictly for
DANCING DANCING DANCING DANCING DANCING DANCING DANCING!
Let us all admire the confidence in which Los Fronterizos display their garments.
"Never The Same..." after the top of this record cover was water-damaged.
No, I think this looks like it should be called "Sniff Me."
What?? Wedding Marches Into The Inhospitable Arizona Desert, Where Young Couples Go To Dehydrate To Death Do Us Part?
And finally, this would be the world's coolest LP if it really was a recording of this band marching into the sea while playing: "BLART BART FURP GURGLE GLRP GLUG BLUB TWARR BUMM CHH TWANG GLUG."
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