I MADE YOU THREE MORRISSEY PRODUCTS!

In honor of seeing the Pope of Mope at Seattle's Moore Theater tonight, I decided that I would make three awesome Morrissey product mock-ups. I feel 100% SURE that if he invested in any or all of these, it would keep his money piles sky high for years to come.

I...am a merchandising JEENYUS! Please, please, please to enjoy!