ELEVEN WEIRD RECORD COVERS FROM THE VALUE VILLAGE IN EDMONDS, WASHINGTON!

A post-dinner run up to Edmonds, WA. tonight found me at another Value Village thrift store looking for more vintage goodies! Besides finding a bizarre lenticular Japanese t-shirt for Miss Ten and a pair of orange shorts that I had to buy because the label read "Marianne," once again the record section of the store proved plenty o' fun. Here are 11 strange and wonderful record covers from the past! Please to enjoy!

I mean, I know this is a Christian music record, but HOW I WISH it were about a gay tailor. Not that the two are incompatible...

Can you TOTALLY picture the family doing some kind of fantastic white-people-do-Soul-Train-type dance called "Do The Murk?" The world would have to end afterwards, because nothing could ever top that. 

 Dang, Grady. Cheer up, eh?

I'm sorry, but this cover with girl names and lots of floating decapitated lady heads is super-creepy.

"Spring Fever" for the John Mathews Family must include werewolfism for the men and Dorothy Hamill-ism for the ladies.

Look at the dude's face. He's all, "ME LIKE WIMMIN. WIMMIN SOFT. YA-HOO!"

I have to admit that I first read this album title as "Courtney Love" instead of "Country Love," and you know and I know and you know and I know that if she re-did this cover with herself and Billy Corgan she might sell 1000 copies. I'm a marketing JEENYUS.

AIEEE! CALL THE POLICE! THERE'S A GIANT BOB HAVENS TRYING TO OVERTAKE NEW ORLEANS WITH A TROMBONE! DON'T BELIEVE HIM WHEN HE SAYS HE COMES IN PEACE! AIEEEEEE!

 Honey, there isn't anything more embarrassing than that awful wig you are wearing.

This I think is about a happy young Thai couple who gives thanks to a giant grayscale government worker for the girl's giant boobs.

Go home, Farmer. Go home, Frog and Tadpoles. Go home, Caterpillar and Pig and Cow and Raccoon and Rabbit and Butterfly. You are drunk.

And finally...it's just a matter of time...before they SLAUGHTER YOU.