#1: On the way to the airport:
Car Service Driver:
Me:
#2: In the security line:
Preschool-Age Boy: Mama! Mama! I gotta go pee! RIGHT NOW!! Mama!!
Mama, also pushing a stroller with two very fidgety toddler twins: Listen, Mister! You're gonna have to WAIT! You just pinch your ping-pong until we get out of this line!!!
#3: Middle-aged man and very elderly woman waiting at the gate:
M.A. Man: I like Alaska better than American.
V.E. Woman: Alpaca??
M.A. Man: A-LAS-KA. AIRLINES.
MY THREE FAVORITE TRAVEL CONVERSATIONS THIS MORNING
Thursday, April 25, 2013