MY THREE FAVORITE TRAVEL CONVERSATIONS THIS MORNING

#1: On the way to the airport:

Car Service Driver:

Me:

#2: In the security line:

Preschool-Age Boy: Mama! Mama! I gotta go pee! RIGHT NOW!! Mama!!

Mama, also pushing a stroller with two very fidgety toddler twins: Listen, Mister! You're gonna have to WAIT! You just pinch your ping-pong until we get out of this line!!!

#3: Middle-aged man and very elderly woman waiting at the gate:

M.A. Man: I like Alaska better than American.

V.E. Woman: Alpaca??

M.A. Man: A-LAS-KA. AIRLINES.