FOURTEEN WEIRD ITEMS FROM THE VALUE VILLAGE THRIFT STORE IN WOODINVILLE, WA.!

I found myself with a spare hour this afternoon in the Seattle Eastside 'burb of Woodinville, and decided to make a run back to the new Value Village thrift store there to pick up a few items that people wanted from the last time I was there! Of course, there were MORE strange goodies just waiting for me there! I love it. Please to enjoy!

Smug Candle Bear is smug.






































A pink piggy bank that says Ohio. What does this all mean?

 Thermometer Bird says, "IT'S DAMN TEMPERATE IN HERE!"

 I think these seals are made out of pancetta.

 Well. There's got to be a story here, right? Based on some ancient religious text about big-eyed ceramic children in desert robes so STOKED about a well? Right?

 Porcina has really overdone it with the Great Lash.

 I think this pig is committing suicide? Just. Not. Sure.

 When I saw this puppy made out of rabbit fur, I must have visibly recoiled, because the shopper lady next to me said, "It's creepy, huh?" I nodded vigorously and took a picture.

SHARRY! SINGING THESE! WORDS! THAT SHE IS! SINGING!

SHARRY! 

 Presenting...The Saddest Little Record In The Whole Wide World.

 Is there any chance whatsoever that these records don't contain multiple racial gaffes? No.


 "Whatever, Jesus...be more shiny, get all the attention, I don't CARE. I'M just a stupid ANGEL!"


And finally, The Discarded Avocado Appliances Plot To Take Over The World.