PHOTOS: THE SCARY-EYED KNICK-KNACKS AT VALUE VILLAGE IN KIRKLAND, WA.!

I don't know if it was my new glasses, generalized paranoia, or what, but as I made another thrift store run today, I SWEAR all this weirdo knick-knacks all looked like they were FREAKING OUT. There were so many of them that I don't think it's coincidence. After all, how freaked out would YOU be to leave your home of many (many) years just to land on a white metal shelf with a bunch of people picking you up and touching you and staring at you? Dang.

Well, anyway, please to enjoy and GOOD LUCK SLEEPING NOW!