THIRTEEN WEIRD RECORD COVERS FROM THE GOODWILL IN WAUKESHA, WISCONSIN!

Oh boy! I'm back in Wisconsin again for the next couple of weeks, and made my first trip to a thrift store since I got here late Tuesday night, looking for strange goodies from the past. Today the musty dusty record bin was my favorite location, and I procured some curious covers for you! Please to enjoy!

I wonder if the song "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out Of My Hair" is on this album?

All I really want to do is Photoshop bugs and Cheetos into his mouth. Don't judge me.

So this I think is like sampling for classical music while grabbing an incongruous public domain Currier & Ives print for the front. Who bought this?

So many things to think about here. Does this cover mean to suggest that one should spend their golden years throwing beer steins in trees? Is this a hi-fi organ cover of David Bowie's "Golden Years?" In any case, can you waltz after you drink down one of those things?

Hey...WAIT a minute...THAT'S NOT PERRY COMO!!!! YOU PEOPLE AT RCA VICTOR CANNOT FOOL ME!!

You can tell he's a genius because he wears glasses and poses like "The Thinker."

 I dunno...did no one think at the time that it was a bit odd that this nice Jewish couple made a Christmas album? Where's Perry Como with the dreidel song, EH?

 Manson-devotees Band of the Welsh Guards were such hippie freaks.

 Dirty songs about skiing??? I now regret that I didn't buy this, just to hear what on earth they might be.

The Me Nobody Knows is apparently a three-legged, two headed hermaphrodite with a Statue of Liberty fixation.

Oh, man, hahahahahahah! I just love so MUCH the idea of someone buying this, all alone, going back to their apartment, all alone, putting this country weeper on the stereo, all alone, and then looking at the cat with grave disappointment.

 And finally, remember, it''s strictly for

DANCING DANCING DANCING DANCING DANCING DANCING DANCING

so don't you DARE use it for anything else!!! You've been WARNED!