NINE WEIRD THINGS FROM THE ST. VINCENT DE PAUL THRIFT STORE IN KENMORE, WA.!

Every day at the thrift store brings new and different wonders. Today, the ceramic creatures were freaking me out...but you'll have to scroll to the bottom to see what topped them. Please to enjoy!

Owl and Jesus are totally not getting along these days.

Aw, damn. Global warming?

NO, I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY RIGHT NOW, YA PSYCHO. NO! STOP! NO! 

I don't know what this is. I only know it landed in the thrift store. Sorry, Mr. Roboto.

YIKES.

As far as I know, Cocker Spaniels do not require the wearing of knit beanie hats.

I think this is a cat, but...well.

What's the deal with the blue eyeshadow, CLOWN? I refuse your advances completely.

And finally...the worst product placements I have seen in awhile.