SEVENTEEN STRANGE ITEMS FROM THE VALUE VILLAGE IN WOODINVILLE, WA!

I've FINALLY figured out why there are so many weird things at thrift stores...because...PEOPLE ARE WEIRD! I feel really good about this new insight, and therefore am super-stoked to bring you another round of odd art and creepy knick-knacks from my forays! All photos by partner-in-weirdness Miss Eleven. Please to enjoy!

Ooh, look at these tough guys on this book! I hope the story ends with the scaly beast eating them both whole and then the croc's eyes end up shining like that spotlight and he also farts bullets.

Nothing reminds one more of the upscale elegance and beauty of Santa Barbara, California than this hideous slab of tourist vomit.

The expressions on the cat and pig are eerily alike.

The I Love Reno Piggy Bank seems overly amorous, considering the owner will probably just be playing the nickel slots.

It is my opinion that, angel or not, no child wants to go to sleep thinking there's someone hovering over them. Seriously, take a hike, Wingy.

No.

Way Up High Panda Painting looks like he is going to have a nervous breakdown any second.

Go home, Caddy Lad, you are on meth!

Don't get near me, Clown, or I will ACT WITH FORCE.

OH, HELL, WHAT?

Did someone put this child's skull into a vise? Maybe she is calling the authorities about it.

Go home, Gamble Gramma, you are addicted!

This sweet Pilgrim is ready to blast some of those savage Native Americans! USA USA USA!

Go home, Skunk, you are disemboweled.

Lab experiment gone wrong?

And finally...gee, who WOULDN'T want to wake up to this alarm clock??