20 WEIRD RECORD COVERS AND KNICK-KNACKS FROM THE VALUE VILLAGE & ST. VINCENT'S IN LYNNWOOD, WA.!

These two thrift stores sat right next to each other in Lynnwood, and when I saw that I went "WHOOP!" at my good luck. Your good luck is to see these bizarre items that resided within! Please to enjoy!

OH BOY. PARTY TIME WITH THE FOLKS!

I have so many questions, like, "Is your name 'Camminloberds' or what?" and "Why is your foot so tiny?" and "Is that a prison jumpsuit?"

I regret not buying this record now because I really desperately want to hear what "Worshippers of the Sharks" sounds like.

Hey, Bro, nice frame!

Um. Um. Uh. OK. WHAT is a "boy sullivan?"

Rex! Are you implying that YOU are GOD??? Also, hope that staircase is shored up.

GIANT REGGAE BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Terry M. is my new best friend.

I hope so much that they had a secret practice space where at the stroke of midnight they would jam on "Pushin' Too Hard" by the Seeds or maybe "Born To Be Wild."

SAY AHHH!

 This dog is so damn demure it irritates me.

I'm not sure what a "schlagerparade" is, but it sounds really naughty.

Have you ever in your whole life seen two people just walking down a rural path singing and strumming like this? If so, apparently you are either German or have been to Pickathon.

NO, GOD, NO!! STOP BURNING THE PEACE DOVES! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!

If you are going to call yourself "incomparable" on your album cover, I think this is exactly the pose you want to take.

RUN! ZOMBIES!!!!

Oh, hell, what kind of messed-up advice must be on here?

And finally, a find for the ages...the world's UGLIEST LAMPS!!! WOW.