18 WEIRD KNICK KNACKS AND GEE GAWS FROM SOUTH FLORIDA THRIFT STORES!

OK, pals! I've rested my weary traveler thrifter bones for a bit, had a tiny mason jar filled with sake, and am ready to bring you some of the unusual items I've come across in the Miami/Fort Lauderdale area thrift stores in the last few days. I love people. Please to enjoy!

INFINITE ROLLEYES.

I have no idea what the hell this animal is, but it appears to be profoundly depressed at having a crustacean on its snout and red lipstick kisses on its face.

NO.

What's the deal with Grandma here? I think she is eating a bagel and gesturing unhappily toward a big plop of bird crap on her bench.

 This figurine's yin-yang seems to be a a bit off.

 Devil Pixie Ballerina Girl! New Zooey Deschanel identity?

 I think these men's swim trunks are hot. Don't judge me. Party time.

Stay away from me, Joyce Clown!!!

 "Oh, HAIL NAW, I dint do it!"

 Enjoy your Vacat On!

You can't see it very well here, but there's a tiny little photo of Macauley Culkin in "Home Alone" taped to The Gloved One's crotch.

I struggle with understanding the appeal of clown art. A LOT.

MUAH HA HA HA, TINY SANTA, said the Giant Raccoon Lord, I HAVE TRAPPED YOU IN MY RAIN GAUGE FOREVERMORE!!!

I bet they are no longer married.

OK. So WHY is one of the lemons sad? Is it because he is too sour? Is it because he is not sour enough? Why does a lemon cry black tears? These are lemons, right??

Demon Dragon all chillin' on his Hello Kitty chaise lounge. Yeeeaaahhhhhh boiiiiii.

 These surly little woodpeckers don't seem to like each other, or you.

And finally...take a deep breath...ladies and gentlemen, please say hello to JOHN LENNON!