18 MORE DUBIOUS KNICK-KNACKS FROM THE VALUE VILLAGE THRIFT STORE IN WOODINVILLE, WA.!

Do you wonder, as I do ALL THE TIME, why people buy the things they do? The more trips I make to the thrift store, the more wonder I feel. Actually, perhaps "deep and intractable confusion" would be a better descriptor. In any case, here's more crap! Please to enjoy!

Aw, look at the adorable albino bunny! But not for too long, because his red eyes are really SATANIC LASERS!

These two really deserve their own TV show, although I cannot decide if it should be a sitcom or a sci-fi horror drama.

Depressed Chicken is depressed. 

 Country Mouse is not believing one single thing you say.

"ATTENTION, SHOPPERS!! I OWN THIS WORLD! WORSHIP MY AWESOMENESS!"

Oh, hey, lookin' good, Madonna.

Ninja Clown is not to be messed with.

These two guys have straight-up ennui.

Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to the Gabor Sisters!

1. Visit unbelievably vast mansion. 2. Buy Christian owl plaque in mansion gift store to remind you that you don't live in a mansion and never will.

Reasonal Seasonal!

Someone needs to give their liver a rest from all that wine.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Oh, charming. Probably once belonged to Jackie Kennedy.

Did someone once say, "Oh yes, I simply must have this ceramic disembodied open-mouthed hippo in my curio case!" Apparently so.

 Rose-covered Cat, having eaten Disbelieving Country Mouse, is also not buying any of your bullcrap.

Knick Knack paddy whack gold cats that's that.

And finally...the severe passive-aggressiveness here is palpable.