MORE WEIRD RECORD COVERS AND KNICK-KNACKS FROM THE VALUE VILLAGE IN REDMOND & THE MERCER ISLAND THRIFT STORE!

I sometimes wonder what fellow thrift shoppers think of me, when I am smiling and taking photos of strange crap to show you here. Like, do they think I am checking out things that may be super-rare collectibles and worth money to an unseen buyer? Or that I am stone-cold crazy? I wonder...but I DON'T CARE! Wheeeeee! OK, please to enjoy this lot!

Salt Shaker Dog has seen all your crap before. so don't even.

Have you ever seen The Onion meme "Kitten Thinks of Nothing But Murder All Day?" Well, this is "The Bunny Family Thinks of Nothing But Global Human Annihilation With Each Tiny and Adorable Intake of Breath."

I'm not sure I'm understanding this. Is that a horrible mutant tree-stump dweller whose spine is located on his front outside of his clothes? Anyone?

 What could go wrong with three dancing sailors on leave and a girl in a red minidress?

SO. MUCH. FUN.

I sincerely hope that this record is nothing but the sound of these children screaming that someone ate the last Pop-Tart and that it's their turn RIGHT NOW on the PS4.

 You can tell Reba is a Lady 'cause she gots big lady hair.

I'd be very, very pleased if the songs on this LP actually were performed by real French upright crossbred bear-cats. In "stereo."

"OK, OK... you want me to act like a cat, whatever. Here: rrreeeer. Am I done now?"

Oh, boy! Who wouldn't want to start adorable animals on fire and watch them slowly melt down to unrecognizable blobs of wax?

This girl with the gigantic monster feet seems unsure about this Poodle Bunny she is holding.

Oh, PLEASE, let this one be entirely performed by that awesome bird. Opa!

 I know what Reba is confessing: that she's a LADY!

 Hahaha, she looks terrified by Christmas! I like her.

Somebody, get the slurry!!!

And finally...even Beavis and Butthead donate stuff to the thrift store.