17 WEIRD RECORD COVERS FROM THE GOODWILL THIRFT STORE IN BELLEVUE, WA.!

Six things I've learned about people from rummaging through the old record bins at thrift stores:

1. Neil Diamond and Barbra Streisand, people are dumping your entire recorded works in every thrift store I've been at all over the nation. Sorry.

2. Local religious records are not popular.

3. Nor are recordings of the local high school bands and choruses.

4. One day, all your stuff will smell "old," too. Sorry.

5. Herb Alpert, sit over by Neil and Barbra over there.

6. Mitch Miller, you too.

Well, you can make your own sociological conclusions with this next lot! Please to enjoy!

Well, that's one depressed horse there.

The host dude's ascot tells you everything you need to know about this *cough* wonderful *cough* weekend with their very close friends.

Yes, there is just something about that name. "Robert" is the 3rd most-common first name for men in America, and "Smith" is for 1st most common surname. Beam with pride, Family!

 If your kids ever want to know anything about the 1980s, just hand them this. It'll do.

 I am absolutely certain that Strauss would have approved this record cover.

 Oh dang, "Moody Chorale" on Sword Records?? CRISIS OF FAITH, ANYONE?

 I would never even THINK of making an off-color joke at the expense of "Check McHarry."

 Dance time in Scandinavia apparently includes the liberal use of psychedelics.

I really really really want this woman on the cover to BE "Misty Guitar" and for the record to be entitled "Harold Bradley."

You wanna know what Jack Benny is thinking there? Two things: "I'm Jewish in a Santa suit," and "Dennis, you've sure been schtuppin' the wife, eh?"

My daughter saw this and asked me, "WHAT IS THIS???" and there really wasn't any good answer I could give her so I just said, "Yeah."

No sexual metaphors here, people, break it up.

Until the time is right...FOR ME AS GIANT ISLAND LORD TO CONSUME THAT COUPLE ON THE BEACH AS IF THEY WERE TWO TINY PEANUTS!

No.

 Notable for a really terrible title.

Both sides of the Covenent Four seem to include square dance apparel and a love of classic British sports cars. It's all in the Bible.

 And finally...oh, just everything here.