12 MORE WEIRDO KNICK-KNACKS FROM THE VALUE VILLAGE THRIFT STORE!

Halloween idea: buy up a huge pile of these creepy knick-knacks from your local thrift store and pile them around your front door on October 31st. You will either delight trick-or-treaters or scar them for life. You're welcome in advance, and please to enjoy!

THE OLIVE TRAY OF DEATH!!!!!

THE THREE HORSEHEADS OF THE APOCALYPSE! 

Cross-eyed and dumb as a lint filter.

This scalloped glass bowl explains the Hershey perspective of chocolate, but leaves out the last important fact: Hershey's chocolate is lousy. Yes, I bought this.

Another ceramic pinhead. The gold flecks don't help anything.

I'm sorry I saw this and I bet you are, too.

You can bee 100% confident that no one will be touching your precious literary collection with these two freaks on watch.

If you weren't aware, Death and clowns are best buddies. Avoid both.

Well, Paul Stanley, it's come to this: your real autograph in silver sharpie is worth $14.99 at a thrift store.

The bunny is bitter about his albinism. 

Nothing but trouble.

And finally...I don't believe a word these two are saying.