20 ODD ITEMS FROM WISCONSIN THRIFT STORES!

I'm here in Wisconsin on my annual family vacation, and of course I must keep up with my thrift store visits, eh? Ja! Here are a few weirdo things that caught my eye. Please to enjoy!

The expression on the smaller doll perhaps reflects some poignant angst over the larger doll's looming puberty.

Owl lamps and a typewriter? MAJOR HIPSTER ALERT!!!! EEE OOO EEE OOO EEE OOO!

Is it a cat? A rat? A Kardashian? ALL???

"Mommy, I don't think Kitty likes it that I put Gummies on her eyes!"

That day your life comes down to shaking salt and pepper on your burger from shakers that look like burgers.

Of all the souvenirs one could purchase, someone purchased a foot and a tub.

Well, this is pretty much extreme nightmare material. Shudder.

As are these.

Oh, hell, another stupid foot.

 AIEEE! LAMBS WITH HUMAN FACES!!!!!!

 Morose Dog is morose.

Don't mess with Feces the Poodle; he bites.

Hey, anybody got a sore throat? Wanna give these a try? They are only about 50 years old! AND ONLY A BUCK!

 I don't know what this is, but I hope it is not an urn for Grandma's remains.

Too much catnip?

Coy Clown, YOU DON'T FOOL ME. OUT!

Don't forget: ellipses have three periods, not four, and elephants have nothing to do with the State of Kentucky.

 Looking at these extremely brown and withered preserved food things was bad for me.

And finally...you can also pray to the Jesus Cabinet to find a good bargain!