ELEVEN WEIRD RECORD COVERS AND KNICK-KNACKS FROM THE VALUE VILLAGE IN ISSAQUAH, WA.!

It's an exciting day for me when a new thrift store opens in my general vicinity, for it means even more opportunities to find oddities to share with you! It was also exciting to see a tall, grey-haired gentleman playing with a broken white porcelain unicorn music box, giggling at its sad sounds. Anyway, here's 11 more fun things I found, so please to enjoy!

The Lady and The Tiger was a proposed Disney movie, but was scrapped when the treatment mentioned that the Tiger consumed his bride directly after their wedding, and the entire rest of the film featured him making jokes about his wife's flatulence-inducing gastrointestinal journey.

Don Francisco Has! Got To Tell Somebody! That! His Music Career Has! Failed!

It is my hope that someone lacking the family name "Trang" buys this for their home, and never, ever, ever explains to visitors why it is there.

This actually made me audibly gasp in horror when I saw it.

Disembodied hands and two floating heads on a keyboard? AIEEE!!

My question: who plays the Giant Stick?

Beatriz kinda looks like she played a hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold on "Gunsmoke" or something.

I guess Richard Harris' love life perhaps did not go smoothly?

Answer: Apparently, as you've ended up at the thrift store.

I've come across a LOT of ugly things in my digging, but this HAS to be one of the worst. Shudder.

And finally, celebrate your birthday by burning this adorable mouse candle into a cheesy-grey waxy lump!