FIFTEEN RATHER DISTURBING THRIFT STORE KNICK-KNACKS!

I dunno, man. I mean, you know, everyone is beautiful in their own way, peace n' love, and all that, but I AM STRUGGLING to understand HOW and WHY some of these really strange home decor items were ever designed, manufactured, sold, and DISPLAYED in someone's HOME. I guess my ceramic horror is someone's else adorable conversation piece. Anyway, wherever you might land on this scale, please to enjoy these now!

This cat and kitten pair are made of some kind of REAL FUR, which, if you ponder long enough upon, WILL FREAK YOU OUT.

I bet if you poured your morning coffee cream into this pitcher, it would instantly curdle.

When I go to take a relaxing bath, I know this is what I want to see.

Albino Baby Elephant, surrounded by inferior fools, plots a mutiny.

Even the angel holding a baby bunny thinks this dentist figurine is upsettingly ugly.

The dog does not know how to deal appropriately with the rabbit's constant sexual harassment. 

Suspicious Moose is suspicious.

People, please...REMEMBER TO SPAY AND NEUTER YOUR PETS!

"IT'S NOT A PEAR, IT'S A TUMAHH!"

Is it a pig? Is it a dog? Is it a pigdog?

Yes, keep praying...FOR THE TIMELY RETURN OF YOUR FACIAL FEATURES!

And while you're at it, pray for her missing head.

Is the gloss supposed to be like suntan oil? In any case, who would want this?

And finally, REALLY FINALLY, the most pornographic pink frog EVER! EWWWWWW!