28 WEIRD RECORD COVERS FROM WI. & WA. THRIFT STORES!

Saturday, July 11, 2015

HOOOO-EEEE, PEOPLE! Here's a MEGAPOST of more oddball album covers from the dense riches found at several thrift stores in Wisconsin and Washington. Dense...and smelly. Really rather smelly. Please to enjoy!

I believe that after the bunny read the children a story, he ate them all.


Oh boy! Santa brought me apples and a dead fish!


 Looks like it went well.

OK, this is my chance to say EFF YOU to the composer of "The Unicorn" which made me WEEP as a child for the poor beast left to DROWN, ALONE.

Shortest musical ever: "Bum ba da da dadum...there's no god, daDUM!"

As long as there are teenage girls, there will be an Alessi, somewhere, somehow.

I sincerely hope that Merv and Merla's music is nothing but making water bubbling noises with their mouths.

The stance on the guy on the right.

Imagine the songs here: "(I Can't Get No) Decent Moguls," "Sonny, Don't You Ski So Fast," "Schuss, Schuss, In The Bush."

OK.

Put your apron down, Momma! YOU HAVE NO FACE AND A BUFFALO IS GETTING READY TO GORE YOU!

Skinny dude in my 30s? Check. Plenty of fans? Check. Horribly murdered on pieces of wood? Um...wait. What?



I know this is what I look like when I exercise, how about you?


I want you to read down the list of these sound effects and imagine the prank possibilities. I bought this. Oh yes.


I would pay a decent amount of money for Hee Haw overalls.

Is there a "Niven Miller Ordinary 1975?"


Crazy eyes!


"Doodle Doo Doo" in Total Dynamics? I CAN'T WAIT!


You don't need to understand...why I dig prostitutes!


Can YOU be as fabulous as Lady Esther? I think not.


Can YOU be as fabulous as Esther Phillips, Capricorn Princess? I think not! PS. Changing my name to Esther, ASAP.


I know she's trying to do a Marilyn, but it looks more like she's taking a windy dump.


The profound look of indifference on this man's face and hearty mustache indicates to me that he may not prefer the company of the reclined woman.


Step away slowly. Don't make any sudden moves.


Want your crappy neighbors to move? Play this at high volume all day, every day. AS GOOD AS DONE, MY FRIENDS.


Or, "How To Be a Persistent and Annoying Jerk."


Oh, shut UP.


And finally, what may well be the best album cover of all time. Note broken Jack Daniels bottle in hand and salt shaker.