PHOTOS, VIDEO, REVIEW: STALLION VS. RED RIBBON @ 2017 NWA ROCK N ROLL CHAMPIONSHIP, SEATTLE + PREVIEW: BACKYARD BUNKHOUSE BBQ BRAWL AND ROCK N WRESTLING RAGER!

While all you lazy, good-fer-nuttin' slackmeisters are getting your summer on, all greased up with fancy French sunscreen and playing with $100 vintage recalled Jarts in your frou-frou flowery backyards, Seattle's very own Rock n' Roll Champs™, Stallion, have been "destroying and demolishing as always," brutally wresting aside any competitors on their way to claiming the NorthWest Alliance title of World Rock N' Roll Champions! The belt match was held on June 16, 2017 at Seattle's esteemed Timbre Room where one "Emma Danner" and her band Red Ribbon took on the Trio of Triumph in a nailbiter. Some backstory:

The match began as Red Ribbon took the stage, delivering a sturdy emotional punch to Stallion's swagger. Their bodyguard Chango prowled the stage perimeter like a caged tiger, ready to viciously strike out at any threat or bluster. The tension was high, the crowd on edge, the music superb.

(Click on the photos to enlarge and click on the Flickr set links for more)

Red Ribbon, Timbre Room, Seattle, WA. 6/16/17 Flickr set link

After a short break, Stallion stormed the stage and kicked into their stellar set, with hits like "Tag Team Action," "Little Ricky," and "Double Bull Rope Massacre," beloved by their many, many fans across the globe. Mr. Dynamite stoically wielded his bass with mighty jackhammer runs and sledgehammer thumps, Hollywood Capponi nearly destroyed his drum kit from the raw power exploding from his heavily-muscled biceps and thighs, and Luscious Luke shredded his fingers to bloody stumps on guitar, all the while keeping up the pugilistic patter that was slowing driving Chango and Red Ribbon into uncontrollable fury.

Stallion, Timbre Room, Seattle, WA. 6/16/17 Flickr set

When the constant stream of taunts, insults, and derision coming from the mouth of Luscious Luke became too much to bear, Chango leapt onto the stage, ready to defend himself and Red Ribbon from the malicious mockery. Knowing that any physical altercation would result in an instant disqualification for Red Ribbon, Chango held back his rage...until his honor could not absorb one more jeer, and Luscious found himself writhing on the floor in pain, kidney-kicked by Emma Danner and savagely slapped by her friend, lion-haired libertine/photographer Brady Harvey.

Amidst the utter chaos, the referee valiantly attempted to separate the parties and discharged his solemn duties as demanded by the NWA: Red Ribbon was summarily disqualified from the match, and Stallion declared the winners of the title belt! 

Which leads us, ladies and gentlemen, to THE, and I mean THE event of the year, coming up July 15, 2017 at Sisters and Brothers down in gritty n' pretty Georgetown, Seattle: The Backyard Bunkhouse BBQ Brawl and Rock 'N Wrestling Rager! 

From the event page:

"WILD PRO WRESTLING and ROCK & ROLL collide in the rowdiest event Seattle has seen in decades! 
The Backyard Bunkhouse BBQ Brawl and Rock n Wrestling Rager!!
First ever STEEL CAGE SHOW! Championship gold on the line!
Announcers in our Skytron 2000, a 35' boom lift!

Ring monster CHANGO BRONSON vs ROMANTIC ROMEO RAMIREZ

STALLION takes on PINK PARTS in defense of their NWA Rock & Roll World Championship title!

DOUBLE BULL ROPE MATCH!

BELCHING CONTEST!

Wrestling legend, the diabolical KEVIN SULLIVAN!

TAG TEAM ACTION!
INTERGENDER MATCH!
and more!
Saturday JULY 15!
NEXT TO BOEING FIELD
21+ event

Stadium bleacher seating, deluxe ringside straw bale seating, and VIP reservations available.

The North West Alliance, in conjunction with Sisters and Brothers, and Pabst Blue Ribbon, bring you the hottest in pro wrestling action and rock n roll."

When asked for comments about this unprecedented, phenomenal tournament, Stallion had the following to say:

Hollywood Capponi: "This is going to be the coolest and craziest event that's even happened in Seattle or anywhere in the known universe, baby!"

Luscious Luke: "All y'all y'all y'all need to see it to believe it, the moment you've waited for is HERE and NOW: the collision of pro wrestling and rock 'n roll in an outdoor spectacular where ANYTHING and EVERYTHING can happen! Bands like Pink Parts, Donzis, and Future Shock will be trying to get the gold inside a 12-ft.-high solid steel cage, and announcers in a 35-ft.-high boom lift will be calling the wrestling action in the ring below. There will be cold Pabst and hot chicken, so GET THOSE TICKETS and be a witness to history!"

Mr. Dynamite: (menacing stare)

Tickets WILL SELL OUT so DO NOT HESITATE! July 15th is coming up SOON and we don't want you hangin' out all weepy and whiny at the gate 'cause ya blew it and can't get in! Get yourself and your 21+  buddies some bleacher seats, a seat on a hay bale ringside, or go all out and score a Platinum VIP All Access pass! Whichever you choose, it'll be an unforgettable day, so DO IT! See you there!

Backyard Bunkhouse BBQ Brawl and Rock 'N Wrestling Rager
Sisters and Brothers
1128 South Albro Place
Seattle, WA. 98108

3PM - 9:30PM
Parking on street (carpool and public transit encouraged)
21+

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